So you thought you might like a woman who knows what she wants, huh? One who waits for no man to give her what she seeks, but rather one who sets out to take what she wants from anyone she encounters? A woman who isn't afraid to be assertive, demanding, insatiable, maybe even a tad bitchy? Well look no further boy, you've finally found her... ME.

I totally get off on "messing with" my toys. Yes, I said toys, and that's all you boys are to girls like me. I will playfully bat you around like a cat might play with a mouse, as long as you can hold my interest. And if in your mousey ways, you become appetizing to me I promise to consume you completely. Until something doesn't agree with me and I spit the useless parts back up in a glob of broken masculinity and shredded useless ego. As long as you are entertaining, useful, engaging, generous, and sexy- I will keep you around tasting you and spitting you back out, until I've had my fill.